The Tzatziki of the Lambs


We did a show for the boys recently, the idea being for the male of the species to somehow convince the female to cook for him. Now if that works…

The Greek wanted something Greek of course, so I suggested a nice roasted leg of lamb with Tzatziki, so we’ll cover that here.

If you’ve never had Tzatziki sauce before, you’ve got a real treat in store. Tzatziki is, hands down, one of the finest uses for cucumber. In Greek cooking it’s often served with lamb as we suggest, but I’m here to tell y’all that Tzatziki is excellent on eggs, fantastic on flat bread, pleasant on poultry, and beautiful on burgers; in other words, like hot sauce, it’s good on durn near everything!

Whip up a batch and enjoy!

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Classic Tzatziki Sauce

1 8 oz container of Greek Yogurt, (You can use regular too)
1 med cucumber
2 Tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 fresh lemon
1 teaspoon Dill, (You can also use mint)
2 cloves Garlic
Salt to taste

Line a colander or strainer with paper towel and drain your yogurt for around 30 minutes, (Critical step to avoid runny Tzatziki, and even more so if you’re not using Greek yoghurt).

Peel, seed and grate the cucumber.

Juice the lemon and reserve.

Do a fine chiffenade on the dill or mint.

Peel and mince the garlic.

Combine everything in a non-reactive bowl and mix well by hand, (Blending or processing makes your yogurt break down).
Refrigerate covered for 2 to 3 hours.
Serve chilled

Real Deal Greek Roast Leg of Lamb

Disclaimer; I’m Scots, Welsh, and Dutch, and M carries German and Norse blood. We’ll lay claim to this being a genuine interpretation of a classic by way of the truly born and raised Greek cooks who we kind enough to share their passion.

A fair number of folks in this country don’t care for lamb because they find it gamey. It can be, but we’re here to say that the rest of the meat eating world can’t be all wrong. Great lamb comes from choosing good meat, to proper preparation and cooking, and that’s what we’ll relate here.

My Greek pals will tell you that lamb is always cooked to well done, a key consideration in avoiding funky, off-putting flavors.

Be sure to trim the lions share of the fat prior to roasting as well. This recipe will provide a fine feast for 6 to 8.

5 lbs bone-in leg of lamb
16 – 24 small new potatoes, (Variety of your choice, or mix and match)
2 tablespoons olive oil
12 cloves garlic
Zest of two lemons, grated
2 tablespoons Oregano
2 tablespoons Rosemary
1/2 cup extra virgin Olive Oil
1 cup dry Red Wine
3/4 cup fresh Lemon Juice
1 tablespoon Dijon Mustard
salt and Pepper to taste

Wash the lamb thoroughly and pat dry with paper towel

Peel and dice 8 cloves of the garlic and toss them into a non-reactive bowl large enough to hold all the ingredients.

Add 4 teaspoons each of oregano and rosemary, a 1/4 cup of the olive oil, the wine, and the lemon zest and juice.

Place lamb in the bowl, rubbing it in and turning to coat well on all sides; cover and refrigerate overnight.

Crush remaining cloves of garlic and combine with the mustard and the rest of the oregano and rosemary.

Remove lamb from marinade and reserve all the marinade.

With the tip of a paring knife, poke a bunch of holes into the lamb on all surfaces.

Hand rub the garlic-herb-mustard mixture thoroughly over the lamb, pressing into incisions as much as you can.

Gently coat the lamb with 2 Tablespoons of olive oil and sprinkle liberally with salt and pepper.

Preheat oven to 350 F.

Place the lamb on a rack in a shallow roasting pan.

Toss potatoes in the reserved marinade from the lamb with 2 additional tablespoons of olive oil added; coat thoroughly. Pour everything into the roasting pan, all around the lamb.

Roast uncovered for 90 minutes, then turn the lamb so that it develops a nice crust on both sides. Toss the potatoes to recoat them with the marinade as well. Roast for another 45 minutes, (total roasting time – 2 hours and 15 minutes).

And as our Greek pals insist, serve nice and hot, with plenty of fresh, crusty bread, a big ol’ salad of onions, peppers, tomatoes and olives in vinaigrette, and plenty of red wine.

εύγευστος! (Delicious!), right Greek?

Enjoy!

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Sloppy Day!


To us, comfort food is a thing that really just shouldn’t be messed with all whole bunch. Macaroni and cheese is supposed to be killer, not wimpy, right? If I wanted super healthy, I wouldn’t make spaghetti carbonara…

So when it comes to the ultimate, nasty, messy, satisfying thing known as The Sloppy Joe, terms such as ‘low calorie’ and ‘deconstructed’ just don’t wash. If you’re making sloppy joes, they gotta be sloppy and that means the classic, original ketchup version.

Now, if you do want to get artsy fartsy, (or just make a better sloppy mess), you can poke around this blog and find house made ketchup and burger buns, and of course you can and should blend, season and grind your own meat, too.

That said, here’s the drill:

1 pound lean ground beef, or beef/pork blend
1/2 small sweet Onion, fine diced
1/4 green bell Pepper, fine diced
1 1/2 Cups Tomato Ketchup
1 – 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
Salt and Pepper to taste
Optional: 1 teaspoon dark brown sugar

In a sauté pan over medium high heat, sauté the onions and bell pepper until the onion starts to look translucent, about 3-4 minutes.

Add ground meat to the pan and cook through, stirring regularly, until meat is browned thoroughly.

Pour off fat from the pan, and then add ketchup, Worcestershire, salt and pepper to taste. Ketchup is quite sweet, but if you feel you need a bit more, go ahead and add the sugar.

Reduce heat to low and simmer, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes until the mixture beins to thicken.

Serve piping hot on lightly toasted buns.

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Variations:

Adults and enlightened kids might like traditional burger fixin’s as well, like crisp lettuce, fresh tomato, dill pickles, and sharp cheddar or Swiss cheese.

Add a shot of smoked paprika, smoked salt, smoked pepper, barbecue sauce, or liquid smoke if you want a little more mojo.

Add 1 – 2 finely diced jalapeño, Serrano, or Hatch chiles for a spicier take on the theme.

Serve with house made fries or potato salad for a real treat!

Enjoy.

New Years Fondue


Few dishes are more festive than a great fondue. The method invites the creative use of leftovers, so dive into the freezer or fridge. Fondue is also a great ‘Hobo Stew’ dish, so invite your guests to bring their favorite dippers, or an alternate fondue to expand the fun.

Cheeses for fondue need to be varieties that melt well and yield a smooth, creamy consistency. The noble Swiss variants used here are famous for their good behavior in a fondue, and their light, nutty flavor. Cheddar and Jack also do very well, so experiment and find your favorite.

Bread is the traditional primary dunk, but by no means the end of the road! Venison, pheasant, meat balls, and sausage tortellini are great treats, as are crisp apples, grapes, broccoli, roasted potatoes, and snap peas. The sky and your taste buds are the limit!

Classic Cheese Fondue
3/4 pound each Gruyère and Emmentaler cheese, grated
3/4 cup dry white wine
1 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tablespoon flour
1 tablespoon butter
3 Tablespoons tart Cherry Juice or Kirsch
1 small clove fresh garlic
Sea salt, Black Pepper and Smoked Paprika to taste

Pour wine and lemon juice into a non-reactive sauce pan over medium heat and bring to a simmer. Add the cheeses slowly and stir constantly until each batch melts and incorporates thoroughly. Reduce heat to medium-low and stir occasionally.

Melt butter in a small pan, then add flour and incorporate, then add cherry juice and thoroughly blend to a smooth paste.

Add the paste to the cheese mixture and blend thoroughly. Press garlic, and add salt, pepper and paprika to taste. Reduce heat to warm and stir now and then until ready to serve.

A fondue pot is best for service, but not necessary, ’cause its gonna go quick!

Cube bread, slice fruit and veggies and arrange on a tray. Thoroughly cook meat, poultry or pasta through and keep warm until served.

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M and I wish y’all a wonderful, prosperous 2013 filled with great food, family and friends!

“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past.
Let it go, for it was imperfect,
and thank God that it can go.”
Brooks Atkinson

New Town


I own guns, and have obviously used them professionally and recreationally throughout my life. I used to occasionally speak to citizen gun classes at the request of my Range Master who taught them. I told those folks that a gun is a killing tool, period; it’s not a threat or a deterrent, it’s a killing tool and nothing else.

I think that the sooner we grasp that, the more likely we are to have a meaningful process. We’re not ever not gonna have them in this country, and just like drugs, declaring some sort of war on guns is pointless; when it comes to humans, where there’s a demand, there will be a supply, come hell or high water. It’s how we look to shape that reality, as far as the gun piece of the puzzle, that counts, for my mind…

Furthermore, I think the heart of the solution lies more with how we deal with the people who do this sort of thing. And to me, our inability to do so stems directly from a general erosion of our society.

When I grew up, it was in an integrated, functional society, a town, a community.
The people made it that way. Whether they owned businesses, taught school, drove busses, were retired, lived down the street, or saw you at the ice rink, soccer field, or church, they were involved in the life of the community, and that’s what made for functional educational, ethics, and morals among those who lived and grew up there.
I don’t think that’s a simplistic or pie-in-the-sky perspective; I think it’s a decent synopsis of what’s wrong today.

So, how do we fix that?

Quick and Easy


So, you’re on our way home and your mate calls, says, “What are we doing for dinner?”

You blink a couple times, “Uhhhhhhhhh…”

Sure, you could slurp soup from a can, slap together a sandwich, sling a salad, but…
Why not take a minute and build something good, semi-homemade, fast and easy?

A quick stop at Trader Joe’s for pizza dough, pineapple, Italian sausage, and fresh mozzarella, you’re good to go – The rest should be at home in a decent pantry, meaning you should have canned tomatoes, (Any style will work; always cruise that aisle and pick up a can or two when they’re on sale – Same with beans, etc), fresh garlic, dried or fresh herbs, good oil and vinegar.

This super simple recipe takes maybe 15 to 20 minutes of prep time.

Casa Calzone

Fast Pizza/Calzone/Pasta sauce:

1 22 ounce tomatoes
1 6 oz can Tomato Paste
2 cloves fresh Garlic
1 teaspoon Oregano
1 teaspoon Basil
1 Tablespoon extra virgin Olive Oil
Dash Balsamic Vinegar
Salt & Pepper to Taste

In a glass or stainless bowl, blend or motorboat tomatoes to an even consistency. Crush or mince garlic, add tot tomatoes along with all other ingredients, blend thoroughly. Allow to sit at room temperature for 15 minutes. You may simmer your sauce for 15 to 20 minutes for a more focused flavor note, but it’s not necessary for great results.

Fillings:
Whatever you like! Go simple for the sake of speed and ease of prep; two or three major notes is plenty and delicious. Leftover chicken, pork, beef. If you do something fresh like our sausage, then saute until cooked roughly 3/4 through and set aside.

Just fresh veggies are wonderful too; you can do them straight away, sauteed lightly, or roasted prior to filling; each little change will yield a unique and lovely taste.

We went with classics:
Ham & Pineapple
Italian Sausage & Roasted Red Pepper

Preheat oven to 475 F. and place a rack in the upper-middle position.

Roll pizza dough out to a circle or square; dough should be roughly 1/8″ thick. Transfer carefully to a baking sheet or pizza stone.

Spread an even layer of sauce roughly 1/2″ thick over half the dough, then add generous amounts cheese and toppings. Lightly wet the edge of the uncovered dough with a little water.
Gently fold the dough over to completely cover, and seal the edge by rolling it back on itself a couple of turns while pressing together.

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Cook for 10 to 12 minutes, remove from oven and let rest for 5 minutes prior to cutting and serving.

Garnish with grated hard cheese, fresh herbs, or good olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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Toast a job well done!