Quick and Easy


So, you’re on our way home and your mate calls, says, “What are we doing for dinner?”

You blink a couple times, “Uhhhhhhhhh…”

Sure, you could slurp soup from a can, slap together a sandwich, sling a salad, but…
Why not take a minute and build something good, semi-homemade, fast and easy?

A quick stop at Trader Joe’s for pizza dough, pineapple, Italian sausage, and fresh mozzarella, you’re good to go – The rest should be at home in a decent pantry, meaning you should have canned tomatoes, (Any style will work; always cruise that aisle and pick up a can or two when they’re on sale – Same with beans, etc), fresh garlic, dried or fresh herbs, good oil and vinegar.

This super simple recipe takes maybe 15 to 20 minutes of prep time.

Casa Calzone

Fast Pizza/Calzone/Pasta sauce:

1 22 ounce tomatoes
1 6 oz can Tomato Paste
2 cloves fresh Garlic
1 teaspoon Oregano
1 teaspoon Basil
1 Tablespoon extra virgin Olive Oil
Dash Balsamic Vinegar
Salt & Pepper to Taste

In a glass or stainless bowl, blend or motorboat tomatoes to an even consistency. Crush or mince garlic, add tot tomatoes along with all other ingredients, blend thoroughly. Allow to sit at room temperature for 15 minutes. You may simmer your sauce for 15 to 20 minutes for a more focused flavor note, but it’s not necessary for great results.

Fillings:
Whatever you like! Go simple for the sake of speed and ease of prep; two or three major notes is plenty and delicious. Leftover chicken, pork, beef. If you do something fresh like our sausage, then saute until cooked roughly 3/4 through and set aside.

Just fresh veggies are wonderful too; you can do them straight away, sauteed lightly, or roasted prior to filling; each little change will yield a unique and lovely taste.

We went with classics:
Ham & Pineapple
Italian Sausage & Roasted Red Pepper

Preheat oven to 475 F. and place a rack in the upper-middle position.

Roll pizza dough out to a circle or square; dough should be roughly 1/8″ thick. Transfer carefully to a baking sheet or pizza stone.

Spread an even layer of sauce roughly 1/2″ thick over half the dough, then add generous amounts cheese and toppings. Lightly wet the edge of the uncovered dough with a little water.
Gently fold the dough over to completely cover, and seal the edge by rolling it back on itself a couple of turns while pressing together.

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Cook for 10 to 12 minutes, remove from oven and let rest for 5 minutes prior to cutting and serving.

Garnish with grated hard cheese, fresh herbs, or good olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

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Toast a job well done!

Holiday Cheers!


By which, we mean of course, something with a wee dram of high octane cheer therein!

The holidays are a time for food, drink and merrymaking. When it comes to the drink part, we believe strongly that something special is warranted. We pull out the stops for meals, so why not do the same for the drinks? Light beer and box wine can wait ‘till after the new year…

Here are some holiday faves, sans commercial pre-packaged, preservative laden ingredient – Nothing says love so much as homemade, right?

Prosecco per le vacanze!
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Our personal contribution to the holiday drink pantheon. Use a nice, dry Prosecco to allow the pear to really pop as a counterpoint.

Nice, dry Prosecco of your choice
2 Tablespoons turbinado sugar
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 firm, ripe Bosc pear

Blend sugar with nutmeg.
Core pear and slice into ½” thick sections.
Lightly moisten the top of a champagne flute, then dip and coat the rim with the sugar blend.
Fill with Proseco, notch pear slice so it can slide onto the rim.

Real Eggnog
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Arguably the quintessential holiday beverage. We recommend a good, dark rum like Mount Gay or Myers. Makes enough for 6 servings

2 Cups whole Milk
2 Cups ½ & ½
6 Egg Yolks
1 ½ cups Dark Rum
3 whole Cloves
1 ½ teaspoon Vanilla
¾ Cup granulated Sugar
½ teaspoon Cinnamon
¼ teaspoon Nutmeg

In a sauce pan over low heat, combine milk, ¾ teaspoon vanilla, cloves and cinnamon. Stir regularly and slowly heat to scalding. Remove from heat and set aside.

In a mixing bowl, combine eggs and sugar and whisk by hand until fully incorporated and aerated.

Slowly add the sugar/egg blend to the hot milk mixture in the saucepan. Bring heat to medium and stir constantly until the mix begins to thicken. Don’t let the blend boil, or you’ll end up with a very unappealing custard-like substance…

Strain the mix through a sieve into a glass or stainless bowl and refrigerated, covered for at least an hour.

Remove from fridge, add the rest of the vanilla and the nutmeg and whisk. Add cream, then the rum and whisk thoroughly. Re-cover and refrigerate for at least 6 hours, (You can keep it overnight as well.) Stir well prior to serving.

Genuine Hot Buttered Rum
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My pop used to make this when I had a nasty cough; just one of the many reasons I love that guy… Use the best quality ice cream you can for a truly rich, creamy treat, and again here, use good, dark Rum. Super easy and makes enough for 4 to 6.

For the Batter:
1 Cup Granulated Sugar
1 Cup Dark Brown Sugar
1 Cup Unsalted Butter
2 Cups Vanilla Ice Cream

In a sauce pan over low heat, melt butter completely; add the sugars and allow to heat through thoroughly, about 4 or 5 minutes.

Place ice cream in a mixing bowl and add the butter/sugar mixture. Whisk by hand until thoroughly incorporated, about 2 or 3 minutes.

Transfer batter to a glass container and refrigerate for at least 4 hours prior to serving. Batter will be fine for at least a week and up to 30 days if frozen.

For each drink, scoop 2 to 3 tablespoons of batter into a mug. Add 1 ½ ounces of dark rum and fill with boiling water. Add a dash of nutmeg to the top and enjoy!

Hot Spiced Wine
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This is an age-old treat for a nasty, cold day, indeed! Super fast to prep and serves 4 to 6. The variable ingredients are for your taste; add as you like and see fit. A nice day-to-day Cabernet, Old Vine Zinfandel, or Burgundy works well for this and, as always, if you wish for good results, don’t use any wine you wouldn’t happily drink unadorned…

1 Bottle decent, hearty Red Wine
1 Orange
¼ to ½ Lemon
1 teaspoon fresh Ginger Root
¼ to ½ Cup Agave Nectar or Honey
2 – 3 sticks whole Cinnamon
6 – 8 Whole Cloves

Peel orange and lemon, slice peels into 1” strips and reserve.

In a stock pot over medium-low heat, add the wine and heat through, about 5 to 7 minutes.

Add the Agave or honey and stir until dissolved.

Squeeze fruit into wine and add the pulp and peels.

Grate ginger and add to pot.

Toss in cinnamon sticks and cloves, cover and bring mixture to a simmer and reduce heat. Simmer on low for 20 minutes.

Strain blend through a sieve, and serve hot!

Mulled Cider
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Nothing makes a house smell better or more like the holidays than this traditional favorite. Find fresh, local unfiltered cider whenever possible! Serves 6 or so.

½ Gallon Apple Cider
1 medium Orange
¼ t o ½ ea. fresh Lemon and Lime
2 Tablespoons Agave Nectar or Honey
6 – 8 Whole Cloves
2 – 3 sticks Cinnamon
4 – 6 Tasmanian Pepperberries, (Or Allspice berries)
2 – 3 whole Juniper Berries
1 teaspoon Nutmeg

In a stock pot over medium heat, add cider and allow to heat through, about 5 to 7 minutes.

Peel orange, lemon and lime, slice peels into 1” strips and reserve.

Add the Agave or honey to the heated cider and stir until dissolved.

Squeeze fruit into cider and add the pulp and peels.

Add remaining ingredients to the pot; bring cider to a simmer, cover and reduce heat to low. Allow to simmer for 20 minutes.

Strain cider through a sieve and serve piping hot.

From all of us at UrbanMonique, we wish you safe and peaceful Holidays!

Cilantro Pesto


Got a request over on FB for our Cilantro Pesto recipe, so here it is; goes great with chicken, pork, fish or just great veggies primavera.

Cilantro Pesto

1 packed Cup Cilantro with the large stems removed
1/4 Cup lightly toasted Almonds
2 Tablespoons Sweet Onion
1 small clove fresh Garlic
Juice of 1/2 Lemon
1/4 cup extra virgin Olive Oil
Salt & Pepper to taste

Process everything but the oil in a food processor or blender until thoroughly incorporated.

With the processor or blender running, add the olive oil in a slow, steady stream.

Stop when you hit the consistency you like.

Taste and season with salt and pepper as desired.

Freeze leftovers as needed.

At’sa Pasta!


M told me Sunday morning I was cooking with chicken again. She liked the fried just fine, but wanted something more delicate and complex, so naturally we opted for fresh pasta, in this case, fettuccine, which is so good tn sucking up and holding flavor.

The difference between any store bought pasta and making your own is like Little League versus MLB – They’re both a lot of fun, but…

First, a couple of nice, chemical-free chicken breasts get trimmed and dropped in a non-reactive container and covered with whole, organic milk. Remember that chicken breasts trimmed and skinned have very little fat. Easily the worst crime I see and taste on a regular basis is dry chicken. Soaking yours in milk for 2 to 6 hours will yield juicy, flavorful bird.

Next, the pasta.

This is an all-purpose flour only recipe that we got from Mario Battali’s book. Truth be told, we prefer 50% semolina, 50% all purpose blends for pasta, but we know not everybody has semolina on hand, so this one’s for y’all. This recipe will yield 4 generous servings; we make it all and freeze half for later.

3 1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
4 extra-large eggs (5 large)

Here’s classic pasta prep. Make a big ol’ volcano of your flour, with a nice big Saint Helen’s gap in the middle for the eggs.

In a bowl, lightly beat the eggs until they’re evenly blended.

Pour the eggs into the flour and with a fork, combine the edges of the flour into the eggs. Keep nudging the flour up the edge so you’ve got an even stream being fed into the blend.

When it feels and looks like you’ve done all you can do with the fork, get your hands into the game.
knead by pressing your palms into the dough, give it a little flip and knead again.

You can dd more flour if things are too sticky, and a little ice cold water if it’s too dry, but go easy on the agua.

Knead for 3 or 4 minutes until the dough feels elastic and slightly sticky.

Knead another 3 minutes and flour your board lightly if your dough start to stick to it.

Now, it’s rest time; note that both the knead and the rest are critical for great pasta, so don’t skimp! Wrap your dough in plastic wrap and let it sit for 20 minutes at room temperature. Now, you’re ready to make noodles

There are lots of ways to make noodles. If you don’t have a pasta maker, get a rolling pin and more flour, and roll the dough to your desired thickness. You can cut your noodles with a paring knife and who cares if they don’t look perfect? I’ll guarantee you they’ll eat perfect…

If you pasta at home on a regular basis, you’ll want a machine of some kind to do it with. We have the classic Marcato hand machine with a slew of attachments, so we can do everything from angel hair to lasagna. They last for ever, they’re a joy to use and they make killer pasta. We use a simple pasta drying rack to hang the goods between steps.

Note that M keep the machine and the dough lightly floured throughout – Don’t miss that step!

Onto the chicken et al!

My mind’s eye went straight to citrus and fresh herbs, so off we go to the garden for oregano, as well as garlic chives and cilantro for the salad, of course.

Here’s what I used for the chicken

2 Chicken breasts, skinned, trimmed and soaked in milk
2 lemons, halved
1/2 bulb Shallot
2 – 3 cloves Garlic
1/4 cup Capers
3/4 Cup chopped Tomato
Sprig fresh Oregano
3/4 Cup dry White Wine
Salt and Pepper to taste, (In this case, Alderwood Smoked Salt and Grains of Paradise)
Extra virgin Olive Oil

Cut chicken into medallion size, roughly 1.5″.

Fine dice garlic, dice shallot, rough chop tomatoes, and chiffenade the oregano.

Heat a tablespoon of olive oil to a saute pan over medium high heat. When the oils hot, add shallot and tomato and saute for a minute or two.

Add oregano and garlic and saute for a minute longer.

Remove veggies into a bowl, reheat pan and add chicken. Brown over medium heat until cooked through.

Deglaze pan with the white wine, add back veggies, add capers, and squeeze lemons over all.

Saute over medium low heat until reduced by roughly 25%.

Meanwhile, M handles salad, a must-do with this dish; we used straight oil and vinegar for dressing.

Prep pasta water with generous salt and a little olive oil, (You want pasta water to be a bit lighter than sea water, but not much)

Fresh pasta goes very quickly; we’re talking two minutes here, so stay close and test and get it off the heat!

Bring your pasta pan, undrained, to your saute pan as soon as the pasta is done. Carefully ladle past into the saute pan and make sure you get a little pasta water in there too!

Give everything a good blend and allow the pasta to soak up the sauce for a couple minutes, then serve directly.

If you like cheese, go for it; we used a little Romano and Asiago for ours…

M feels plating is important, even at home. She didn’t like my one plate job, she went for the bowl for pasta and plate for salad and bread. Here’s hers versus mine:
The winner?
Why, both of us, of course!

Let me tell you,
It
Was
Incredible!

Even better than it looks!

Best Fried Chicken Ever…


The other day on The Big Wild, the boys and I were talking chicken. I said then and I’ll say now, it’s one of my favorite things to cook and eat, hands down. Y’all missed the pre-show banter, where I told them about the episode of Portlandia where the restaurant patrons wanted to know the gender of the chicken and if he had any friends…

Anyway, if you’re gonna do chicken, there are plenty of ways to do them, but the pinnacle, the top o’ th’ heap, that which must be done is fried; and if you’re gonna do fried, you gotta do it right, and this, friends and neighbors, is the right way to do it…

SPOILER ALERT!! If you want to make the best fried chicken ever, it does not happen in an hour, or even overnight; in fact, if you back-to-backed the process as best you could, it takes 24 hours to make it happen.

Is it worth it, you ask?

Yes.

Fact is, if you’ve been to any one of a number of legendary chicken joints, especially tradition-laden ones, I will dang near guarantee you that they go to this level of prep to make what drives you crazy, preys on your mind and sends you back again and again for more – Trust me…

That said, it’s not hard, it just takes time, so here we go.

Step One:
The bird.
You’ll want a whole frier, and if you can get one that doesn’t have all sorts of artificial crap in it, you should.

Step 2:
Brine that bird. What, and why, you ask? Brining creates a delicious, juicy chicken, plain and simple. It’s scientific fact and not fiction that it works to do exactly that; trust me… You can add stuff to the brine if you want some additional flavor notes; Bay leaf, sage, basil, pepper, citrus, garlic, whatever you like is cool – The brining process will help carry flavors into your bird beautifully.
Put 1 cup of kosher non-iodized salt and 1 cup of granulated white sugar into 1 gallon of water over medium high heat and stir completely until all is dissolved; don’t allow the mixture to boil. Cool your brine completely by dropping the pan into an ice bath. Place the bird into a non-reactive vessel that will allow the brine to completely cover and refrigerate, covered, for 8 to 12 hours.

Step 3:
Butcher that sucker. If you’ve never done this, you should, in fact, you need to. You want, naturally, 2 drumsticks, 2 wings, 2 backs, and 2 breasts: I like to quarter the breasts into strips, because they cook better and are more reasonably portioned than the big kahuna, capiche? Do not freak out if where you cut what doesn’t come to you right off the bat; it will with time and it is an excellent skill to exercise.

Step 4:
Buttermilk up! nothing brings richness and fights off funky notes like buttermilk – This is the finest use I know of for that noble beverage. Rinse the bird thoroughly, by pouring out the brine, refilling the vessel and letting the bird sit for 15 minutes; repeat twice more. Then cover that baby in buttermilk and let it rest, refrigerated and covered, for 8 hours more.

Side note: THOROUGHLY clean everything that had the chicken in it or on it – We scrub and use Clorox cleanup for this.

Step 5:
Put on your coat. You gotta have a dredge of some kind and this is my fave, hands down. Mix well in a bag
1 cup all purpose flour
2 tablespoons corn starch
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
NOTE: in keeping with our blatant spice snobbishness, we used alderwood smoked salt and grains of paradise…
Insert chicken and shake until well coated.

Step 6:
Time to fry, baby. We use a very nice self contained indoor frier, but you can use whatever you have and are comfy with. The folks I got my routine from fried in lard, and I love that, but I love my arteries too… We use Tri-Fry, which is a blend of Canola, Grapeseed and Safflower oils that’s cholesterol and sodium free, high in Omega 6 and Linoleic Acid and a bunch healthier than a lot of alternatives; try it, you’ll like it.

Make sure your oil is at 375 degrees F and keep it there; that means introducing a couple of pieces of chicken and giving things enough time for your heater to recover the desired temp before you add more: Doing so assures you of light taste and minimal sogginess, which is, of course, highly desirable.

We paired our chicken with mashed spuds, pepper gravy and handmade coleslaw and dressing – It works really well…

Enjoy!

Be True To Yer Stew


It’s a heinous but true story that when we first got together, Monica pretended she couldn’t cook. She claims, (Then and now), that coming upon a man who loved to cook and did so “Better than I ever could,” (Total BS, BTW), led to her fib. She got away with it for the better part of a year, the little rat…

One of the many things she does far better than I do is genuine stew, the real article, the full meal deal. That said, I wish to formally protest her statement that what I make is “Real good soup;” it’s stew dangit, just made kinda differently than hers!

Hmmmph…

Anyway, since last week we cleaned out the freezer, I promised that I’d share her killer stew recipe, so here it is.

She made this with beef that needed to be used, but as mentioned on The Big Wild the other day, this makes a great Game Bag Stew – Use venison, pork pheasant, goose, duck, whatever ya got, or a combination thereof – Yes it does work, so try it, whenever you want people to eat it and then give you that look and make helpless yummy noises until they get up for seconds. Equal portions of the proteins are fine, or place heavier emphasis on one or two if that’s what you got and that’s what you like.

M’s True Stew
This is a gorgeous peasant stew, rich and flavorful!

Cube up your proteins to reasonable bite size pieces

Mix 1/2 cup flour, a teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper and a shake of cayenne in a zip lock bag. Dump in your flesh and shake thoroughly to coat. Heat a nice big pan to medium high with 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil until almost smoking hot, then toss in your flesh and brown thoroughly.

NOTE: Real observant readers will have noted that M used Grains of Paradise; also known as melegueta pepper, alligator pepper, Guinea grains or Guinea pepper, this pungent spice is to regular pepper as table salt is to Sal de Mer, so check it out…

Remove your flesh, place it in a skillet and into a 225º F oven. Allow the meat to cook low and slow for at least 2 hours. When fork tender, remove from the heat and set aside. Put 1 teaspoon of salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, a shake of cayenne and a shot of oil into a bag and throw in your spuds. Shake until thoroughly coated and throw them into the oven next to the meat for 45 minutes.

Returning to your nice big pot, turn the heat back up to medium high and once heated, deglaze with 1 cup of red wine.

Turn heat down to low, scrape all the naughty bits together with the wine, and simmer until reduced by half.

While that’s working, clean and size as desired pearl onions, carrots, green beans, celery, green cabbage, parsley and one nice fat orange.

Transfer your wine and nasty bits reduction to a stock pot and add 2 cups of stock, (Really up to you; we use dark chicken stock the most, but beef, veggie or chicken is fine too!) and two cups of water, and bring up to just below a rolling boil. Throw everybody into the pool, reduce the heat to a simmer and let it work its magic for at least 4 hours and longer as you can stand.

We added this killer cheesy cornbread to our feast.

1 1/2 Cups White Corn Meal
1/2 Cup All purpose flour
1 Cup Whole Milk
1 Egg
4 Tablespoons Shortening
Pinch of Salt
1/2 Cup grated Sharp Cheddar Cheese

Pour cornmeal into a bowl and add the milk; mix well and allow to sit for 15 minutes.

Mix remaining dry ingredients, (Including the cheese), in a large bowl.

Melt shortening, then combine all ingredients and mix by hand to a nice, even batter consistency.

Place the pan(s) you’ll do the bread in into a 400 oven, with a small dot of shortening in each pan, or tablespoon full if using a single pan. When the shortening is melted and sizzling, remove the pan , pour in the batter and return to the oven.

Bake at 450 for 20 to 25 minutes, or until golden brown. Serve hot!

Enjoy!

E & M